About Us

Are you a female entrepreneur? Or maybe a person of color? Or maybe even (gasp!) a woman of color starting her own business? If so, you need PitchFace! We will provide you with a white man you can take to every pitch meeting or venture capital coffee chat. Our staff is well-versed in rote memorization so they can present your entire pitch deck, answer questions with generic responses, and talk about the recent Stanford football game. Get your next term sheet with half the effort and double the reward!

Variety of Options

We have a wide selection of PitchFaces for you to choose from. Check out the profiles of all the white men in our catalog below. And, if you'd like to show your support for PitchFace, buy one of our new wristbands by donating below. Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man!

Higher Valuations

Women entrepreneurs and people of color experience a huge financing gap compared to their white male counterparts. Only 2.19% of venture capital funding last year went to female-founded companies. Less than 1% went to companies with black founders. Use PitchFace to get what you deserve!

Kickstart Your Business

Stop worrying about bootstrapping and focus on building your business with PitchFace. An average tech startup founded by a black woman raises less than $40K while a failed tech startup founded by a white man raises more than $1M. The math is clear, use PitchFace now.


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Support Us

Help us spread the word and the love!

Get your own wristband with a $5 donation!

Want one of these lovely PitchFace wristbands? With a minimum $5 donation, you will receive your very own fashionable bracelet that reminds you to consider What Would a Mediocre White Man Do? #WWMWMD helps you navigate all of life's tough decisions.

Simply pick your favorite charity in the options below, donate at least $5, and email us your mailing address. We'll send you one of these amazing wristbands while supplies last!

Oh, and of course, you're more than welcome to donate more than $5! All proceeds (minus the transaction fees from our payments processor) will go directly to the organizations listed. PitchFace does not take a cut from any of these purchases. Thank you for your support!


Thank You!

And don't forget to send us your mailling address so we can get you your wristband!

Please note: we do not send bracelets outside of the U.S. at this time.